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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, Santa, wife
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, pirate
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A girl was pampering a horse with her hand while watching display of the horses, suddenly she touched the genital of the horse. The excited horse screeched, jumped and ran away very fast. The horse’s guard faced the girl and said, “Ma’am please do the same to me, so I can run, chase and retrieve my boss’s horse.”
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
The Unfortunate Penis: - You've got a hole in your head. - You always hang around with two nuts. - Your closest neighbor is an a**hole. - Your best friend is a pussy. - Every time you get excited, you throw up.
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Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
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has 56.73 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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