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"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
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What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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