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He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
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Patient: "I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?" Doctor: "You’ve had an accident involving a bus." Patient: "What happened?" Doctor: "Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" Patient: "Give me the bad news first." Doctor: "Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them." Patient: "That’s terrible! What’s the good news?" Doctor: "There’s a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers."
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, hospital
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, geography
What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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has 56.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One night on christmas eve, santa came down the chimney. He was putting toys under the tree for the good girls and boys of the house. When he got the errie feeling that someone was staring at him. He turned around and sure enough a lady in a nelgiee was looking at him. When she noticed santa looking at her she said, "Santa can you stay, can yuo stay?" Santa, "Hey, hey hey, me have to go. Have to deliever toys for good girls and boys." So then she pulled down her negliee and showed santa her breast. "Santa, can you stay, can you stay?" Santa, "Hey, hey, hey. Me got to go. Have to deliever toys to good girls and boys." Then she took off everything and stood naked in front of santa and said, "Santa can you stay, can you stay?" Santa, "Hey,hey, hey. Me have to stay. Can't go up the chimney this a way!"
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 55.76 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
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