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Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
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Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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