The best dirty jokes

I never drink water… fish f**k in it.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few errands and leaves his employee in charge. A woman comes in and wants to purchase a dildo. She looks at the shelf behind the register. "How much for the white one?" "$10." "How much for the black one?" "$20." She buys the white one. A little later , another woman comes in and also wants to buy a dildo. After asking the clerk for prices, she decides on the black one. A third lady comes in for a dildo. She checks the price of the white one , the black one and asks about the plaid one. She makes her purchase and leaves.The proprietor returns and asks how things went. "Great! I sold a white one, a black one, and I got thirty buck for your thermos!"
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation, money, women
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
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