Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration.
Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
A: The 19th hole.
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball?
You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
This guy said send me a naked pic, so I sent him a picture of my kitty.
She's not wearing any clothes.
Little cowboy runs into a Bar shouting angerly "WHO's the lousy varmint that painted my horse green?"
A big cowboy sidles up to him and says "I DID.. want to complain to me?"
"No," says the little guy "just wanted you to know that the first coat is dry!"
Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day.