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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Yo mama
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 57.49 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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has 57.45 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why do guys think more then girls, and why do girls talk more then guys? Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets of lips.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My girlfriend always calls me a pedophile, and all I can think is "Wow that is a big word for a nine year old."
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
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