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What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos" So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos" Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said "Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!
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has 57.30 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
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