"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.