Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.