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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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