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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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