The best disgusting jokes

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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