The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 38.98 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 38.68 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, fart
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
There was a vampire who walked into a vampire bar and asked the bartender for a glass of hot water. The bartender asked what for, because everyone else was drinking blood. The vampire pulled out a bloody tampon and said "TEA TIME!"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, disgusting
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