The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 38.01 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 37.73 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?" "Sure, why do you ask." "I was going to offer you some toast." "How kind of... I'll accept." "Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger." "You're right about that!" "Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, time
What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, war
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