The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, fart
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, marriage, time, women
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 37.69 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
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