What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen