Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies? He ate his way out.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.