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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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