Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.