The best disgusting jokes

How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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