The best disgusting jokes

What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.90 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: bartender, disgusting
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
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