Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.