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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, fart
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, "Gimme anything you got." So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside." She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?" She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military, money
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
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