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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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