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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. "Finally, some company!" he thought. While sitting on the shore and the watching the sunset with his new female friend, he slowly leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Hey, could you go walk the dog?"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 38.86 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
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