The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.37 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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