The best disgusting jokes

The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: bartender, disgusting
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.32 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 40.07 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 38.96 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
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