The best disgusting jokes

Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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