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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 35.26 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 34.13 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
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