The best disgusting jokes

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 34.65 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, marriage, time, women
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.83 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
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