Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating? 
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself?
A: He can't make a fist.
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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck.
Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal.
Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on.
All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week.
The situation works wonderfully for five years.
When the woman suddenly dies...
The first week after wasn't too bad.
The second week was geting sort of bad.
The third week was getting pretty bad.
The fourth week was really bad.
The fifth week was horrible!
By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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