What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out! 
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time."
The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit.
She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off.
So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick.
All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day.
He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights.
All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
On the wall? Art.
On the floor? Matt.
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother?
Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count?
Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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