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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby? Skidding.
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