How many dead babies can fit in a barrel?
4 1/2.
How did the live baby escape from a room filled with with zombie babies?
He ate his way out.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?"
"Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
This is a visual joke.
Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.