What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
This is a visual joke. Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have? A palestinian waiting for the bus.
I love cats – they taste just like chicken.
What’s harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
What is grosser than gross? When you're kissing Grandma and she slips you the tongue.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."