Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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When you're neckin' with yer honey
And your nose is kinda runny
You might think it's funny...
But it's not.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common?
A: They just didn't listen
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses.
Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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