Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.