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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 31.13 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, prison
Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 30.14 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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has 29.93 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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