Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck.
The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can?
A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?
A: A soggy butt.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?
A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
A: "I feel like a kid again."
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Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea?
A: One shucks between fits.
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.
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