Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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Q: What's brown and in the military?
A: Gomer's pile.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one.
After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck.
The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm.
"But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend.
"Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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What's grosser than gross?
A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses.
Which hits the ground first?
The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?
A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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What’s funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
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