The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.50 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 32.38 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, marriage, time, women
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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has 31.64 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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has 31.56 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 31.53 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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