The best disgusting jokes

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a peace. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."
has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
has 34.05 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.
has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, music
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
has 32.94 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sportscars. An owl enters a psychologist's office. The psychologist says to the owl, "What is your problem?" The owl replies, "I always sleep at night and am awake during the day. I am an owl and we usually are awake during the night." The psychologist tells the owl to come back in two days to solve his problem, as he is very busy. The next night, a cat comes in. He says, "I always sleep during the day. Like my friends, I want to sleep during the night. Can you help?" The psychologist advises the cat to come back in one day, as he is very busy. The next day, the cat comes very, very, very early for his appointment and ends up at the same time as the owl. The cat is told to wait outside. He peeks in the owl's appointment and figures out his problem... and his address! During the next evening, when the owl usually comes in for his appointment, the cat comes in. The psychologist asks the cat why he is here instead of the owl. The cat replies, "He is here!" and poops on the floor, explaining, "I was sent to deliver him."
has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, cat, disgusting, time
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
has 32.50 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
has 32.26 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
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