The best disgusting jokes

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 32.77 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? A: Gulp.
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 31.76 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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