The best disgusting jokes

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
has 33.38 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
has 32.39 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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