The best disgusting jokes

Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 33.38 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.82 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo? A: At a straight rodeo they yell "Ride them suckers!"
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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