Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."