The best disgusting jokes

When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.13 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 32.46 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
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