The best disgusting jokes

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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has 33.50 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 33.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, fart, women
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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has 32.98 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, kids
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
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has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
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