The best disgusting jokes

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, Valentines day
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
has 32.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.
has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
has 32.76 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
has 32.65 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, relationship
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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