The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.30 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?" "Sure, why do you ask." "I was going to offer you some toast." "How kind of... I'll accept." "Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger." "You're right about that!" "Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, time
Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, marriage, time, women
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