The best disgusting jokes

How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion. You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
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