The best disgusting jokes

Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cat, disgusting
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, fart
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
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