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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
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What's the difference between a baby and a grandmother? Grandmothers don't die when you fuck them up the ass.
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