Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda." The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'" "No," the guy says. "My farts do." So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a dentist." The guy says, "Why a dentist?" The doctor says, "Because you have an absessed tooth." The guy says, "What the hell does that have to do with my condition?" The doctor says, "Well, didn't you know? Absess makes the farts go Honda!"
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.