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Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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