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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 37.14 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: How do you know that a dead body found by the side of the road is a nurse? A: Because its stomach is empty, its bladder is full, and its ass chewed!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, nurse
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated? "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 36.30 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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