What's black, smells and has 17 tits?
The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world."
Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
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A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs.
He replied, "Depends."
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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician standing at the top of a slide.
The magician said, "You may each go down the slide and ask for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide, you shall land in a huge glass of that drink.
The first man went down yelling, "Beer!" He landed in a glass of beer.
The second man went down yelling, "Lemonade!" He landed in a glass of lemonade.
The third guy man down the slide yelling, "Wee!"
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Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar?
They are both stuck up cunts.
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Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends?
A: He plays with Pooh.
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?
A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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Three old men were sitting on a porch.
"I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one.
"I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another.
"I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.
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Q: Why was the condom flying through the air?
A: It got pissed off.
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