The best easter jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, hunting
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter