The best easter jokes

"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: easter, party
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter