Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.