What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.