The best easter jokes

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: easter, party
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 28.23 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter