The best easter jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa