Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Jesus won't come back again.
Why?
Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.