Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
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A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Wanna party with me like you just don't care?
Put your hand up 45° in the air!
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night.
The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks."
The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch."
The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife."
The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.