Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
A girl was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandma to know.
One day the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and she was among them.
The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway.
Suddenly the girl's grandma came by and saw her.
"Why are you standing in line, dear?" she asked.
Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges.
"Why, that is awfully nice of them! I think I'll get some for myself," said the grandma.
A policeman went down the line, asking for information from all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, he exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take out my dentures and suck them dry!"
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl.
I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose.
No one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.