Joke #11448

Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his p*nis. Lady asks, "What are you?" He says, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar," says the woman. He says, "Exactly, in an emergency, break glass." Pull knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!"

Three guys compare their levels of intoxication from a party the previous night. The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks." The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch." The third guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I took a prostitute home to my wife." The first guy exclaims, "You guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog!"

Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!

Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?

Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears. Confused, his father asks what's wrong. "Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to believe in."

Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.

Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!

Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.