The best easter jokes

Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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