Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.