The best easter jokes

Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
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Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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