The best easter jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, travel
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, hunting
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: easter
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Jesus won't come back again. Why? Because he know you will kill him and see if he will wake up again.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: christian, death, easter
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