Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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