Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!