Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.