The best easter jokes

Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: easter
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, money, Santa, stupid
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: blonde, easter, hunting
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
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has 47.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: beauty, christian, easter
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, easter, food, work
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, science
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: easter, party
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