Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs? A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart? A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Q: How does Jesus celebrate Easter? A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party? A: Around the cluck!