The best ethnic jokes

Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
has 31.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
has 31.02 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
has 29.37 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
has 29.21 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist
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