The best ethnic jokes

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 48.74 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.04 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 30.81 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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has 30.60 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 27.77 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist
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