The best ethnic jokes

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
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has 47.44 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, mexican, prison, white people
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 41.13 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 40.19 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 32.12 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 31.64 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
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