I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth.
And now, you're in your Vegas years.
You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet.
But you're still the King.
We have so many nationalities.
It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there.
It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him?
A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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