The best ethnic jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley - the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, geography, music
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: athlete, celebrity, ethnic, sport
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, football, kids, racist
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
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has 37.08 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, jewish
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
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has 35.93 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, racist, terrorist
Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, ethnic, wife
I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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has 29.53 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, ethnic, Hitler
Donald Trump is a vain, arrogant, hateful pig. That's why Americans voted him in - he's just like them.
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has 29.22 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, insulting, political, republican
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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has 27.85 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, ethnic, history, racist
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