The best jokes about Facebook

Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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