The best jokes about Facebook

Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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