Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.