The best jokes about Facebook

Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Vote: has 55.11 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Vote: has 53.98 % from 412 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Vote: has 53.62 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Vote: has 52.49 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, Facebook, internet
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Vote: has 50.90 % from 177 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Facebook, food


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