Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.