Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.