Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.