Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.