The best jokes about Facebook

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.20 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 51.16 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Facebook, internet
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