Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.