Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.