Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"