The best jokes about Facebook

Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, technology
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, IT, technology
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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has 30.20 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: customer service, Facebook, internet, IT, technology
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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has 29.54 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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has 27.43 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Facebook