The best jokes about Facebook

Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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