I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Facebook is like a fridge. Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"