I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Q: What do builders use to make websites?
A: Com.crete.
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Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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A man is in a bar and has one too many drinks.
This beautiful lady sits down next to him.
He turns to her and says "Hey how bout it.
You and me, gettin it on. I've got a couple dollars and it looks like you could use a little money."
She stands up and says, "What makes you think I charge by the inch."