I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?
A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating?
Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.