I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
A nice respectable lady with a savory smell of perfume got on the bus and took a seat beside me.
After some moments I dared to ask her: "Excuse me lady do you mind me please to ask you what is the name of this perfume and where did you buy it from? I want to buy one for my wife."
The lady responded: "It is Chanel and from Paris."
After about ten minutes later I felt a strong wind in my belly so I slowly blew it out.
Some seconds later she broke and said: "Offf... what is this smell my God"?
I said: "Gar lic and from Gilroy city in California."
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Yesterday I was at the hairdresser to cut my hair.
The cutting of the hair costs 3 Euros but I had only 1 Euro.
So I have asked the hairdresser if she will cut my hair also for 1 Euro?
She said yes, so I was glad.
Ok, it is not perfect, one side of my head is cut a little bit more than the other one, maybe I look a bit weird, but nobody is perfect.
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement?
A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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Recently, I've been using the Bible for support.
I've got a wobbly coffee table.