I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Client: "The blue looks OK, but it would be great if it was a little more orange. Like "blorange."
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Someone figured out my password.
Now I have to rename my dog.
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Gmail: Someone has signed into your account!
Me: Yeah that was me
Gmail: No it was on another device!
Me: Yes my tablet
Gmail: Someone stole your tablet?!
Me: What? No!
Gmail: Call the police
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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