I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces.
It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement?
A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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"Have you got the address of the butter website?"
"Yes, but don't spread it around."
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Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Nothing beats a beautiful woman who can sing... except Chris Brown.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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