The best jokes about Facebook

Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Vote: has 65.18 % from 254 votes. Send joke:

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Vote: has 65.16 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Vote: has 64.88 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Vote: has 62.69 % from 268 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Vote: has 62.14 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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More jokes about: Facebook, family