Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?"
And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Dear Facebook,
Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter?
When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner?
No?
Me neither.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology".
One of them responded.
"You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.