The best jokes about Facebook

Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.59 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 55.68 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.48 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 54.34 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, family
I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."
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has 51.36 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, Facebook, friendship, stupid
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 50.81 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
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