The best jokes about Facebook

A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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I have two accounts on Facebook it means I have two faces. It's really good because one is cuter to attract people.
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More jokes about: beauty, Facebook, internet