The best jokes about Facebook

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, family
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.72 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
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