The best jokes about Facebook

A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Vote: has 62.22 % from 273 votes. Send joke:
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Vote: has 61.01 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Facebook, family
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Vote: has 58.56 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Vote: has 58.51 % from 183 votes. Send joke:
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I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Vote: has 57.18 % from 80 votes. Send joke:
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 57.16 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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