The best jokes about Facebook

A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 62.00 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.93 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, family
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.20 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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