Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.