A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!