The best jokes about Facebook

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 63.80 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 61.90 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.93 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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has 57.36 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, family
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Facebook, poems, technology, Yo mama
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
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has 54.30 % from 415 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, technology
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
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