The best jokes about Facebook

Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Vote: has 63.17 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Vote: has 62.69 % from 268 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Vote: has 62.22 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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