The best jokes about Facebook

A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
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has 62.35 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, health, hospital, wife
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, family
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, fitness, gym, time
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Facebook
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
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has 58.51 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, god
I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
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