Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
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