Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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My late grandfather always told me:
"When there is a wind in your belly blow it out gently you feel a real comfort then look at the other's faces to see what are their reactions."
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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You are so old, you fart dust.
Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A: A private tooter.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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