Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Vote:
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Vote:
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Vote:
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
Vote:
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
Vote:
