Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.