Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Q: What do women and cats have in common?
A: Pussy farts.
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A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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