Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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