Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?
A: A love call.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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