Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.