The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 69.32 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 68.69 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
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