The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 69.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.73 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 69.60 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
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