The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 70.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.33 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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