Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.