Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".