You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."