I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
"Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.
"Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
Vote:
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!