The best fat jokes

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, ugly
Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, kids
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 68.44 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 68.05 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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