The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 70.38 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 70.33 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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