The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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