The best fat jokes

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.20 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.77 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
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