Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me.
She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.