Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!