The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.93 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 69.90 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 68.49 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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