The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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