The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.
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