The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.13 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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