Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"