Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.