Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
"Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.
"Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.