Yo momma so poor when I walked through her front door I was already out the back door.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... it makes you LEAN... against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.