Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.