Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!