Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.