The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 78.20 % from 978 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Vote: has 78.12 % from 425 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 78.02 % from 344 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 77.97 % from 358 votes. Send joke:
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If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Vote: has 77.83 % from 71 votes. Send joke:
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3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
Vote: has 77.74 % from 87 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 77.67 % from 215 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 77.56 % from 510 votes. Send joke:
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Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Vote: has 77.46 % from 208 votes. Send joke:
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