Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.