The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 78.59 % from 172 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 78.23 % from 231 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 77.76 % from 330 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Vote: has 77.69 % from 108 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 77.45 % from 168 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 77.07 % from 175 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.66 % from 407 votes. Send joke:

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