Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.