The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.38 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.17 % from 991 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.78 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.57 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 77.54 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 77.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
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