Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."