Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."