Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.