Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.