The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.15 % from 1110 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 78.13 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.07 % from 1015 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 77.99 % from 388 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, health, life
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.92 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.75 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 77.43 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
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