Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.