The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.27 % from 1256 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.17 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 78.10 % from 385 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.04 % from 1057 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 77.97 % from 1144 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 77.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.83 % from 704 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.74 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 77.70 % from 738 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 77.59 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
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