The best fat jokes

Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.55 % from 469 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 78.47 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.27 % from 1121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.21 % from 397 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 78.15 % from 371 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 78.06 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 78.05 % from 721 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.02 % from 1032 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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has 78.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
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