Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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