The best fat jokes

3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
Vote: has 78.59 % from 85 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 78.56 % from 842 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 78.12 % from 960 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 78.02 % from 339 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 77.79 % from 496 votes. Send joke:
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If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Vote: has 77.68 % from 65 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Vote: has 77.56 % from 194 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Vote: has 77.49 % from 408 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 77.21 % from 360 votes. Send joke:
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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