Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.