My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.