The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 78.70 % from 231 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Vote: has 78.63 % from 511 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 78.45 % from 112 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 77.56 % from 204 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Vote: has 77.51 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Vote: has 77.50 % from 30 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Vote: has 77.20 % from 47 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 77.03 % from 233 votes. Send joke:

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