The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Vote: has 78.53 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 371 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 77.56 % from 209 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 77.15 % from 95 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 193 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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