The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.49 % from 1045 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.48 % from 1249 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 78.45 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 78.38 % from 380 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.16 % from 406 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.10 % from 1050 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 78.06 % from 731 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.00 % from 1136 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 78.00 % from 695 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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has 77.83 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
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