The best fat jokes

My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.23 % from 1100 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 78.16 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.00 % from 1007 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, health, life
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 77.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 77.88 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.86 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 77.64 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.54 % from 404 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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