The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 76.62 % from 205 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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