The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.29 % from 1272 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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has 78.03 % from 1080 votes. More jokes about: fat, fish, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 77.99 % from 1164 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.71 % from 446 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 77.61 % from 716 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.53 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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has 77.47 % from 422 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, Yo mama
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 77.36 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 77.11 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.96 % from 304 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
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