The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 78.81 % from 827 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Vote: has 78.26 % from 111 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Vote: has 78.25 % from 127 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.21 % from 382 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 77.87 % from 217 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Vote: has 77.83 % from 114 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 77.74 % from 103 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 77.34 % from 197 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
Vote: has 76.99 % from 84 votes. Send joke:

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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Vote: has 76.89 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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