The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Vote: has 77.51 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 77.35 % from 202 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 76.85 % from 119 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 76.54 % from 190 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 76.19 % from 91 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 76.01 % from 255 votes. Send joke:

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