Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"