The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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