The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Vote: has 78.15 % from 351 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 77.90 % from 192 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 77.64 % from 113 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 77.45 % from 188 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Vote: has 77.19 % from 166 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Vote: has 76.98 % from 184 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Vote: has 76.73 % from 83 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.72 % from 422 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Vote: has 76.70 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

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