Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.