Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."