The best fat jokes

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 74.71 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 74.54 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.46 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
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has 74.33 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.97 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 73.92 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 73.90 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 73.84 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 73.80 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
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