The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 74.72 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.59 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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has 74.33 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.23 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.10 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 74.00 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 73.81 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.68 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 73.59 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.50 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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