Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.