Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Him: "Do you have a flat stomach?"
Me: "Yeah, but the L is silent.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.