The best fat jokes

Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.62 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.62 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 74.57 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.97 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 73.92 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 73.80 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.78 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.68 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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