Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.