The best fat jokes

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 75.20 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.19 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.78 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.77 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 74.75 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 74.48 % from 312 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 74.40 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 74.24 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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