The best fat jokes

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.01 % from 512 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Vote: has 75.99 % from 467 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 75.83 % from 321 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Vote: has 75.73 % from 118 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Vote: has 75.69 % from 89 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 75.57 % from 313 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Vote: has 75.38 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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