Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.