The best fat jokes

Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 76.27 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 76.26 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 76.17 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.11 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 75.85 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.75 % from 524 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.73 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.68 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 75.64 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.50 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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