The best fat jokes

A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.33 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.25 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.06 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 76.06 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 76.03 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 75.97 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 75.69 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.58 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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