Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.