The best fat jokes

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 74.73 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 74.73 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 74.59 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 74.15 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.91 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.73 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 73.48 % from 263 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.36 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.15 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
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