The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.26 % from 477 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.20 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 76.16 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 76.05 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 75.97 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 75.88 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.76 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 75.75 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 75.62 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 75.62 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
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