The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Vote: has 75.93 % from 199 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 75.67 % from 215 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Vote: has 75.66 % from 49 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 75.39 % from 158 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Vote: has 75.29 % from 97 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 75.27 % from 125 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Vote: has 75.25 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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