The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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