Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.