A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.