Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.