The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 75.04 % from 258 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Vote: has 74.95 % from 400 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 74.89 % from 100 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Vote: has 74.72 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Vote: has 74.51 % from 80 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Vote: has 74.43 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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