Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"