The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Vote: has 75.50 % from 272 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 75.49 % from 303 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 75.43 % from 172 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 75.36 % from 297 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Vote: has 75.33 % from 116 votes. Send joke:
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Vote: has 75.30 % from 139 votes. Send joke:
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Vote: has 75.27 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Vote: has 75.22 % from 211 votes. Send joke:
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