Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"