The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Vote: has 74.20 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 73.75 % from 91 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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