Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.