3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Vote:
Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.