Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!