Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!