The best fat jokes

If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 75.60 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 75.54 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.34 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 75.32 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
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has 75.27 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 75.23 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.03 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 74.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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