Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.