Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."