The best fat jokes

Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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