The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 72.87 % from 151 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Vote: has 72.63 % from 29 votes. Send joke:

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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Vote: has 72.14 % from 77 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Vote: has 72.05 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Vote: has 71.99 % from 138 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

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