The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.68 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.58 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 73.58 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.12 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 73.02 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 72.97 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage
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