Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."