Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
Vote:
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Vote:
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.