The best fat jokes

3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 74.65 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.53 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 74.37 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 74.36 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 74.08 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 74.08 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 73.93 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.84 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.83 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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