Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!