The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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