The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.74 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.65 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.39 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 73.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.12 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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