Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.