The best fat jokes

Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.35 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 73.12 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 72.87 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.70 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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