The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.29 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 75.28 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 75.04 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 75.03 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.89 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 74.69 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.51 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.23 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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