The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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