The best fat jokes

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 74.60 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.27 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 74.18 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.03 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 74.01 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.99 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How? Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, friendship
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 73.68 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
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