If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.
There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
Vote:
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.