Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.