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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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