Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.