Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."