Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.