The best fat jokes

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.58 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.07 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.98 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 73.89 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 73.77 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 73.74 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.54 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.53 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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