Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter.
People, not so much.
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.