The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 74.21 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 74.14 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.74 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.65 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 73.48 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.26 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.25 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.12 % from 320 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
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