The best fat jokes

Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 73.10 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.04 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.82 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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has 72.78 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.64 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.43 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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