The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 73.78 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 73.68 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 73.58 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 73.48 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.20 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.15 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.99 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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