Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"