The best fat jokes

Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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