The best fat jokes

Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 75.25 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 75.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 75.20 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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has 75.16 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, military, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 74.89 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 74.81 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 74.80 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
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has 74.65 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.39 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.14 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
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