I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.