The best fat jokes

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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