Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.