Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.