The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.58 % from 1014 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.57 % from 1091 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 79.47 % from 642 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.19 % from 1508 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.92 % from 997 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.86 % from 889 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.80 % from 1214 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 78.75 % from 705 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.75 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
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