The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 80.15 % from 937 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Vote: has 79.69 % from 612 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Vote: has 79.44 % from 786 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.44 % from 1140 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Vote: has 79.25 % from 485 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Vote: has 79.12 % from 687 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.11 % from 819 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.97 % from 919 votes. Send joke:

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