Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.