Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.