Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"