Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.