The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.62 % from 1469 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Vote: has 79.57 % from 900 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Vote: has 79.47 % from 673 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 79.29 % from 964 votes. Send joke:
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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Vote: has 79.00 % from 81 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 78.97 % from 1184 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 78.90 % from 861 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.68 % from 1069 votes. Send joke:
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Vote: has 78.55 % from 38 votes. Send joke:
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Vote: has 78.45 % from 90 votes. Send joke:
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