The best fat jokes

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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