The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 80.12 % from 604 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Vote: has 80.07 % from 608 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Vote: has 79.75 % from 751 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.60 % from 787 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.31 % from 1102 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Vote: has 79.06 % from 465 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.93 % from 892 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Vote: has 78.79 % from 651 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 78.69 % from 257 votes. Send joke:

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