The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.57 % from 1301 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Vote: has 79.54 % from 738 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Vote: has 79.41 % from 903 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Vote: has 79.40 % from 877 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Vote: has 79.29 % from 1106 votes. Send joke:

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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Vote: has 78.75 % from 80 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.64 % from 1013 votes. Send joke:

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