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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 80.15 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.81 % from 1010 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.68 % from 1076 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.42 % from 1149 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.23 % from 1546 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 78.86 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 78.86 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.64 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.50 % from 918 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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