The best fat jokes

Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How? Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
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has 80.13 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, friendship
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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has 79.74 % from 1152 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 79.67 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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has 79.62 % from 1438 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.48 % from 1209 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.48 % from 321 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.33 % from 1594 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.13 % from 1138 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.52 % from 1071 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.42 % from 944 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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