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Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.44 % from 971 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.40 % from 1112 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.11 % from 1522 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.93 % from 1012 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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has 78.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 78.78 % from 661 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.69 % from 897 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.63 % from 1224 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 78.46 % from 710 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.37 % from 460 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
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