A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness."
Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time."
Fat lady: "At which particular time?"
Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds.
There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.