Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."