The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Vote: has 79.24 % from 52 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.18 % from 1080 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 78.88 % from 880 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Vote: has 78.76 % from 635 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Vote: has 78.75 % from 453 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 78.66 % from 241 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Vote: has 78.52 % from 182 votes. Send joke:

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