Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.