The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 80.00 % from 1041 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
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has 79.91 % from 1125 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
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has 79.85 % from 1413 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.63 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.43 % from 1175 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.40 % from 1112 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.19 % from 1573 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 79.08 % from 517 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.30 % from 1060 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.28 % from 933 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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