Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.