Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!