The best fat jokes

Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How? Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
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has 80.60 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, friendship
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 80.29 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 80.10 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.85 % from 1012 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.52 % from 1083 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.45 % from 1151 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.27 % from 1549 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.81 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.54 % from 920 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My wife told me, "Don't get upset if someone calls you fat." "You're much bigger than that."
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has 78.50 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, mean
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