Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.