Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.
Friend: How?
Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
Vote:
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Vote:
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.