The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.74 % from 1074 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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has 79.48 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, health, life
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.47 % from 1488 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press "1" 18,000 times.
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has 79.35 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, phone
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
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has 79.23 % from 691 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 79.07 % from 979 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 79.02 % from 1202 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.93 % from 877 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
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has 78.58 % from 1084 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.47 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
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