The best fat jokes

Me: I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes. Friend: How? Me: I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven.
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has 80.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, friendship
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.86 % from 1028 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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has 79.62 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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has 79.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: doctor, family, fat, sport
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.40 % from 1163 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.38 % from 1101 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.25 % from 1563 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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has 78.76 % from 499 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.47 % from 1054 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.36 % from 927 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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