The best fat jokes

A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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has 79.93 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: doctor, fat, health, life
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
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has 79.83 % from 990 votes. More jokes about: family, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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has 79.69 % from 1061 votes. More jokes about: elephant, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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has 79.39 % from 1132 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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has 79.19 % from 1533 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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has 78.81 % from 677 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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has 78.68 % from 1025 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 78.67 % from 1236 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 78.59 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
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has 78.56 % from 906 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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