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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
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A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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