The best fat jokes

Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.48 % from 293 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.11 % from 559 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.01 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 75.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.86 % from 500 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.63 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.51 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.42 % from 543 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.42 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 74.94 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
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