Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"