The best fat jokes

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 76.66 % from 103 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Vote: has 76.50 % from 204 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 76.26 % from 66 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Vote: has 76.19 % from 86 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 75.46 % from 126 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 75.45 % from 163 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Vote: has 75.28 % from 73 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Vote: has 75.25 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

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