The best fat jokes

Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 76.86 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.78 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 76.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 76.62 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.60 % from 539 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 76.59 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 76.51 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 76.49 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.46 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
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