The best fat jokes

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 75.70 % from 132 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 75.65 % from 169 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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