Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"