Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.