Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.