The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.77 % from 423 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.83 % from 288 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.49 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 76.48 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.16 % from 493 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.13 % from 224 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 76.12 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 75.93 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.72 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
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