The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.70 % from 417 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Vote: has 76.44 % from 92 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Vote: has 76.19 % from 91 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 76.00 % from 129 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 75.90 % from 70 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 75.88 % from 166 votes. Send joke:

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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Vote: has 75.77 % from 216 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 74.98 % from 253 votes. Send joke:

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