Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"