Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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