The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 76.44 % from 92 votes. Send joke:

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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Vote: has 76.43 % from 435 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Vote: has 75.97 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 75.84 % from 147 votes. Send joke:

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"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
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