Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.