The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.09 % from 563 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.05 % from 504 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 75.77 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.65 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.41 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.20 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 75.19 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.15 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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has 74.89 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, stupid, technology
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 74.84 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
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