The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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