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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.59 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 77.40 % from 530 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
A woman noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha­­! That's not going to help," she said. "Sure, it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 76.95 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 76.89 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 76.81 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 76.37 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 76.36 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
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has 76.32 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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