The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Vote: has 76.22 % from 101 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Vote: has 75.57 % from 64 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Vote: has 75.46 % from 126 votes. Send joke:

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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Vote: has 75.31 % from 162 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Vote: has 75.02 % from 249 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Vote: has 74.96 % from 72 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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