Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.