The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.15 % from 560 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 76.01 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.96 % from 502 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 75.77 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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has 75.72 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: bird, fart, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.65 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.51 % from 545 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.20 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.83 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 74.72 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
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