The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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