Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.