The best fat jokes

If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 76.45 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.01 % from 570 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 75.98 % from 507 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 75.80 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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has 75.79 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 75.57 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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has 75.35 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 75.25 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 75.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 74.76 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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