Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!