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Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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