The best fat jokes

I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 77.50 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 77.49 % from 518 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 77.47 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
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has 77.35 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
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has 77.20 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, sport, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
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has 77.06 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 76.91 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
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has 76.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: business, fat, food, kids, relationship
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 76.80 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
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has 76.77 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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