The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
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Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
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Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
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I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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Yo momma so fat that when she was seated in the last row, the plane couldn't get off the ground.
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