The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
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has 77.56 % from 414 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 77.13 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
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has 77.02 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
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has 76.98 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, weather, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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has 76.62 % from 544 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, love, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
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has 76.28 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
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has 76.23 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 76.22 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
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has 76.09 % from 487 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
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has 76.04 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, vulgar, Yo mama
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