Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.