Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.