I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head, no sharp knives or spiky forks, plus you can always hide behind a fat kid.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.