A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist.
The woman asks for some good advices.
The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
"Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.
"Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."