The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 71.35 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, internet, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 70.16 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.16 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, prison, Yo mama
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 69.32 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage