The best fat jokes

Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Vote: has 71.05 % from 90 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Vote: has 70.70 % from 40 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Vote: has 70.18 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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