The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Vote: has 70.73 % from 85 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Vote: has 70.55 % from 44 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Vote: has 70.21 % from 266 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!
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