The best fat jokes

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
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A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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