The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.58 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 71.06 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 70.89 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 70.65 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama