Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."