Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
"Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.
"Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."