The best fat jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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