The best fat jokes

A woman is very overweight and goes to see a weight therapist. The woman asks for some good advices. The therapist answers like this: "Well you just need to turn your head to the right and to the left when someone asks you if you want to eat at McDonalds."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, fat, food, women
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 70.31 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 69.72 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.55 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 69.43 % from 340 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama