The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 70.64 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
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has 69.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: asian, fat, Yo mama
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.20 % from 292 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama