Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!