Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
"Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.
"Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".