Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!"
"Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive."
"I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?"
"Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."
"I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"
"Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"