Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.