The best fat jokes

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.51 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.31 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 71.93 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.74 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 71.45 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama