Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.