Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me.
She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.