The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.89 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.83 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.68 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.31 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, IT, work
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 71.61 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama