Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.