Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.