Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.