Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!