Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately.
However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets.
Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?"
His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America?
A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.