The best fat jokes

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.11 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 73.04 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.00 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama