The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.51 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 71.33 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 70.84 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage