The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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