Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."