Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."