The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 73.37 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.33 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, geography
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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has 72.68 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.55 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.01 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 72.00 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama