The best fat jokes

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.60 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.51 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 72.19 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama