Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.