The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.51 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 71.38 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 71.15 % from 346 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 71.07 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 71.05 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 71.05 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 70.84 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 70.77 % from 334 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama