Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
A rather obese man is very excited about his new job and wants to start work immediately. However, when he sits down at his computer, the only program installed was spreadsheets. Confused, the man calls over his boss and asks:"Why there is only excel installed on this computer?" His boss replies, "It was the only program in your size!"
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.