Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Q: How do you find how many fat people are in America? A: Throw a cookie into the street.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.