The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Vote: has 70.81 % from 253 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Vote: has 70.41 % from 115 votes. Send joke:

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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Vote: has 70.40 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

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Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 69.30 % from 50 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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