The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Vote: has 73.34 % from 241 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Vote: has 73.31 % from 162 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 73.07 % from 148 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Vote: has 72.95 % from 101 votes. Send joke:
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Vote: has 72.79 % from 57 votes. Send joke:
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Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Vote: has 72.56 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Vote: has 72.16 % from 171 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Vote: has 71.88 % from 55 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 105 votes. Send joke:
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