The best fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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has 71.77 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 71.76 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 71.14 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama