Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
"Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked.
"Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!