Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.