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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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