The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 73.93 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, mean, wife, women
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 73.40 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 73.27 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.22 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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has 73.01 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.64 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama