The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Vote: has 72.71 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Vote: has 72.33 % from 156 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Vote: has 72.18 % from 143 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Vote: has 70.72 % from 73 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Vote: has 70.62 % from 112 votes. Send joke:

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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Vote: has 70.47 % from 250 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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