The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 74.22 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 74.21 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.81 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 73.78 % from 165 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 73.68 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.45 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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has 73.27 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: fat, political, Yo mama
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