The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.89 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.32 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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