The best fat jokes

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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