Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.