The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Vote: has 73.89 % from 87 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Vote: has 73.73 % from 139 votes. Send joke:
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Vote: has 73.66 % from 117 votes. Send joke:
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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Vote: has 73.63 % from 164 votes. Send joke:
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The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Vote: has 73.52 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Vote: has 73.44 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
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Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Vote: has 73.37 % from 94 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Vote: has 73.28 % from 98 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Vote: has 73.01 % from 62 votes. Send joke:
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