The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 74.74 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 74.65 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
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has 74.45 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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has 74.45 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: bar, fat, music, women
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 74.42 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 74.38 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 74.26 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, friendship, women
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 74.07 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.95 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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