Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.