The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.46 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 72.44 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.31 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.26 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.00 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 71.96 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 71.90 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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