Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.