Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Him: "Do you have a flat stomach?"
Me: "Yeah, but the L is silent.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale.
They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head.
"I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.