Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."