The best fat jokes

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
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Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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