The best fat jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 72.97 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 72.92 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.89 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.76 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 72.63 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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