Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
3 things which change women:
1) I love U
2) I liquidated to your account
3) U have lost weight
The last one had been some fatalities!
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.