Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale.
They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33.
So I asked the owner if he had a pair.
He shook his head.
"I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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Yo Momma is so fat…
that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.