Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family." Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."