The best fat jokes

Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
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Phones are getting thinner and smarter. People, not so much.
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Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.
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Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
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