Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A. They are fun to ride but you don't want your friends to find out.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you." The guy says, "I’m sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama so fat she irons her pants on the driveway.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.