Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
The friend of my mother has taken look at the photo on which I was and has said: "yeah, the stepfather of Johny is a real expert of breeding of meaty pig types."
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.