Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.