Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.