The best fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
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has 72.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.08 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.05 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.04 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.99 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 71.92 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year."
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, fat, time
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
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has 71.61 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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