A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"
She said, "I'd love to be ten again."
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park.
He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
She had a go on every ride there was.
She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning.
Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets.
At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"
One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!