The best fat jokes

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 72.91 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.78 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, IT, technology, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 72.78 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
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has 72.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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has 72.55 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness, food, gym
Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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has 72.49 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: car, fat, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
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has 72.39 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
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