The best fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
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has 74.08 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
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has 73.91 % from 305 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, fat, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
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has 73.91 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, fitness
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
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has 73.74 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
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has 73.69 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
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has 73.65 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park - the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. She had a go on every ride there was. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theater, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?" One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually, honey, I meant dress size!"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, fat, marriage
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight. "Was anything wrong with them?" the clerk asked. "Yes," I said. "They hurt my feelings."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fat
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.47 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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