"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
What is a "successful hunting trip"?
When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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