"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way.
God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye."
To which Adam replied, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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