"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
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The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house.
The wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
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Father's Day always worried James.
He was afraid that he will get a gift he can't afford.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.
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