"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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There was an ad in the newspaper:
An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor.
The photo of the tractor is required.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
Men are like Bluetooth.
When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
A man, a woman, and a great survivor are trapped on an island.
The survivor finds a bunch of coconuts.
The man thinks to himself, "What if there are other people on the island? Then we won't be stranded!"
He throws coconuts at nearby ships, and the island was populated.
Everybody looks at him cross.
Then they kick him off the island.
What is the perfect Father's Day gift?
Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead.
And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
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