"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Men are like.....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man.
But hell does that burn!
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
"Dad, your Father's Day gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding."
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