"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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I hope this gas station sells Father's Day cards.
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A woman went shopping.
She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste...
All of a sudden the salesman asks her:
"You're single, aren't you?"
A bit surprised woman smiles and answers:
"That's right, but how did you guessed that?"
"Because you're so ugly."
Happy Father's Day to someone who knew long before me that all the boys I brought home were jerks.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Happy Father's Day!
I got you a present but if you want to get technical then technically you bought it.
By the way, can I borrow $20?
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Which is the most confusing day in America?
Father's day!
80% don't know whom to wish.
Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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