The best fish jokes

The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, funeral, little Johnny
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fish, money, redneck, stupid, travel
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish