The best fish jokes

If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? The Captains Dinghy!
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, life
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 66.25 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and make sure that's your pa in there."
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has 65.55 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, funeral, little Johnny
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fish, money, redneck, stupid, travel
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish