The best fish jokes

One recent Sunday, a young boy arrived to his Sunday school class late. His teacher knew that the boy was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing, but that his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church rather than to go fishing. To which the boy replied, "Yes, ma'am, he did. My dad said that he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: church, dad, fish, school, sport
If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? The Captains Dinghy!
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, life
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
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has 64.66 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: customer service, fish, food
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
One day, a team of blondes and a brunette team took part in a fishing contest. They went to the Frozen Lake and installed from a two different perspectives. The brunettes were making fish one after another, but the blondes were unlucky. The blonde team gathered around in a circle and start a discussion about the problem and wanted to find an answer for it. After two hours they decided to send someone to spy on the other team, so they can find out what the brunettes were doing differently. The blonde spy goes and hides behind the bushes. After a while, breathless arrives at her team and screams with joy: "I’ve found it! I’ve found it! We gonna rip them off!" All the blondes, full of wonder asked her: "Spit it out, what do the brunettes do differently?" "Whole! They’re opening a whole in the ice!"
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, fish
How many animals can you get into a pair of tights? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 p*ssy, thousands of hares and a dead fish no one can ever find.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, fish
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, bible, fish