A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over. The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?" "Ever go a fishin'?" the policeman suddenly asked the man. "Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied. The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch 'em all?"
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit. He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts. Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said, "Hello ladies!"
An internet maniac boy asks his father: Daddy, why do we have five fingers if the mouse has only two buttons?
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
Q: Why didn't go Noah fishing? A: He only had two worms.