A tourist was drowning in the sea: Help! Help! He screams. Very calm the fisherman says: Press F1 already and stop screaming. You’re scaring the fishes away.
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day. Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean? *Pulls his head to her thigh* Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?" Husband: "Yeah... Why?" Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.