Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.