Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.