I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.