Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?