A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?