The best flirt jokes

Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 60.67 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love