Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.