The best flirt jokes

A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, money, stupid
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.31 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women