Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."