The best flirt jokes

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: flirt, marriage, old people, single
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 60.60 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife