Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Vote:
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.