The best flirt jokes

If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 58.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
What did the light bulb say to the switch? You turn me on.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: flirt, light bulb
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 57.52 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.83 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
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