The best flirt jokes

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.35 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology