I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!