Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?