The best flirt jokes

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.18 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 56.31 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 55.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex