I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Are you a candle?
Because I want to blow you.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.