The best flirt jokes

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Vote: has 61.25 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Vote: has 60.15 % from 22 votes. Send joke:

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Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Vote: has 59.80 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Vote: has 58.68 % from 75 votes. Send joke:

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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
Vote: has 58.51 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

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Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Vote: has 56.16 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Vote: has 55.19 % from 38 votes. Send joke:

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