If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!