If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
Vote:
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote:
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!