The best flirt jokes

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 59.17 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 58.01 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, romantic
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, love
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: cop, fitness, flirt, mean