The best flirt jokes

Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
Vote: has 63.75 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Vote: has 63.22 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Vote: has 62.88 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Vote: has 62.22 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar. After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?" The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..." "Depends on what?" he asks. "On my bottom - where else?!"
Vote: has 62.19 % from 46 votes. Send joke:
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Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
Vote: has 61.71 % from 36 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Vote: has 61.63 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Vote: has 61.39 % from 48 votes. Send joke:
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
Vote: has 61.01 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Vote: has 60.56 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
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