If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
Vote:
Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
Do you like maths?
If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!