Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
Trafic policeman: "Didn't you hear my whistle, madam?" Woman driver: "Yes, but I don't like flirting while I'm driving."
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
Chuck Norris can say never.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.