Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?" The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed." Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!