Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?