Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in.
You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address.
She tells you to take her out today.
She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world.
You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy.
You run out as fast as you can.
You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two.
Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it.
You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter.
Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer.
You ask him why she called him daddy.
He says because that's my first name.
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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