Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara: "Wife?"
Mike: "I'm working on it."
Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike: "You too."
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking weed."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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