Joke #12741

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

Do you squat here often?

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, “Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn’t seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?”

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."