This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Do you squat here often?
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?" "No, why?" "Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.