Joke #12741

This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

Do you squat here often?

Doctor: "Yes, what is it I can do for you?" Blond: "Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friends told me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body’s blood would go into my head. But, when I stand, why doesn’t anyone say that all the blood would go into the legs?" Doctor: "The fact’s your legs are not that hollow as your head is."

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!