The best food jokes

Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, food, men, sex
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam!
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, food, women
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 72.70 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 72.57 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 72.34 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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has 72.22 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: food, kitty
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How the heck does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. The tourist asks, "How did this place get a name like 'Hans Olaffsen’s Laundry?'" The old man answers, "Is name of owner." The tourist asks, "Well, who and where is the owner?" "Me, is right here," replies the old man. "You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?" "Is simple," says the old man. "Many, many year ago when come to this country, was stand in line at Documentation Center. Man in front was big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, 'What your name?' He say, 'Hans Olaffsen.' Then she look at me and go, 'What your name?' I say, 'Sem Ting.'"
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has 72.04 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: asian, blonde, food, life
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
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