The best food jokes

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, food, life, travel
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes. The woman asked, "Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, phone, time, work
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.47 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.33 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, Hitler, work
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 73.21 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
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has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food
My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, religious, wife
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