The best food jokes

Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, kitty
I love in horror movies how the person yells out "Hello?!" as if the killer is gonna say "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?"
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, food
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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has 74.01 % from 480 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I can’t." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, life
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
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