The best food jokes

Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 72.72 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam!
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, food, women
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
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has 72.32 % from 330 votes. More jokes about: food, racist
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman: - Do you have any bananas? - No,I don't. ( says the barman) - Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey) - No,I have not got any bananas! - Do you have any bananas? - If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter! - Do you have any nails? - No,I don't. - Do you have any bananas?
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, customer service, food, mean, time
A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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has 71.82 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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has 71.80 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: food, kitty
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