The best food jokes

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid, technology, time
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, music, women
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.39 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?" "Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!" The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife. So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild sex in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!" The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."
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has 73.25 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, sex, wife
First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?” Second soldier: “No way, Jose!” First soldier: “Whyever not?” Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
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has 73.22 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: food, military
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 73.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 72.78 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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