The best food jokes

Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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has 74.43 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, food
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, food, life, travel
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
A snail starts a slow climb up the trunk of an apple tree. He is watched by a sparrow who can't help laughing and eventually says "Don't you know there aren't any apples on the tree yet?" "Yes," said the snail, "but there will be by the time I get up there."
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, travel
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
I was eating and enjoying my food when a man entered into the restaurant where i was eating with a brief case. I guess he is a politician cause his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children die of hunger since her husband died. This man opened the brief case and gave this woman five thousand dollars. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he need a money to establish a business. This man brought out three hundred thousand dollars cheque and gave it to this man. This time, i started murmuring and practicing on the lie i will blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and came to the man. Immediately i knelt down, I heard "Cut! cut! cut!". I turned and saw the laughing director of the movie. Shame almost killed me.
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has 74.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: food, money, political
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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has 73.95 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Can’t you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I can’t." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, life
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
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