The best food jokes

Q: What Valentine's Day candy is best to give a girl? A: Her-She Kisses.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, Valentines day, women
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes. The woman asked, "Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, phone, time, work
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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has 73.41 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?" "Because I helped her."  "But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?" "I helped her eat her gummy bears."
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has 73.37 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, little Johnny
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.26 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?" "Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!" The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife. So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild sex in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!" The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."
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has 73.25 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, sex, wife
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 73.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
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