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Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes. The woman asked, "Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, phone, time, work
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 71.74 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.64 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, political, Thanksgiving, time
A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast." And the doctor says, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt." Two months later she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was." But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down up and down... and he asks, "But where did you get this twitch?" The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch, I'm chewing bubble gum."
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, food, women
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, food, women
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.47 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
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