The best food jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
While I was out to lunch, my coworker answered my phone and told the caller that I would be back in 20 minutes. The woman asked, "Is that 20 minutes Central Standard Time?"
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, phone, time, work
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bird, Christmas, death, food, Thanksgiving
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
"Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry?" "Because I helped her."  "But that is a good thing! What did you help her with?" "I helped her eat her gummy bears."
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, little Johnny
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 73.23 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!' The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 73.22 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
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has 73.22 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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