The best food jokes

Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, internet, IT, technology
Cletus Cletus goes to work and sees that one of his co-workers has a thermos. He asks him what it does and the fellow co-worker responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold." Cletus was amazed and when he got home immediately went out and bought one. The next day he goes to work and is proud that he has this wonderful object. The same co-worker realizes he has a thermos and says, "What do you have in it?" He says, "Soup and ice cream!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: food, life, work
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, food, life, travel
Starbucks is offering a new drink to honor Nancy Pelosi. They call it the "fullacrapuccino".
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has 71.69 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, democrat, food, political
Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country. O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time. When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." "Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks. The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."
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has 71.67 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, food, military
You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
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has 71.59 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road? A: To go with the traffic jam!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: car, food, women
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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has 71.47 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Two cannibals are enjoying a Thanksgiving dinner and a light conversation about all things family. "I just can't stand my mother-in-law," sighs one. "That's quite understandable," nods the other one, "why don't you just have the potatoes with the gravy?"
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has 71.35 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, food, mother in law, Thanksgiving
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