The best food jokes

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, food, travel, work
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
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has 73.83 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, food, racist
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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has 73.81 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing. "These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce." She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, food, life, travel
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 73.64 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
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has 73.63 % from 202 votes. More jokes about: food, sport
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 73.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: "I'm pasta."
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has 73.52 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, food
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