Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas.