Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate is salad. Happy Easter!
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!"