Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Fry-days.
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!