The best food jokes

Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber. "Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered. So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, stupid
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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has 57.39 % from 620 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, food, racist, white people
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table. Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts. "I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!" "That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, disgusting, family, food
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
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