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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.
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