Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
A: They are both baked chickens.
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ?
A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea.
They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
Q: What do you call a fried potato in your pants?
A: Dick-tator.
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy?
A Saddle Light Dish.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?
He wanted to raised stewed beef.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.