Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.