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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
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After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
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What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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