The best food jokes

Q: What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common? A: They are both baked chickens.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, weed
Q: What did the snowman order at McDonalds ? A: Icerbergers with chilly sauce!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: food, winter
I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: family, food, health, hospital
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, men, wine, work
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What is the difference between mayonnaise and semen? Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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