Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?" "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk.
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.