The best food jokes

A husband and wife are eating soup. The wife spills soup all over her and says: "Oh no, I look like a pig" "Yes and you also have soup all over you!"
has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, husband, marriage, wife
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Little Johnny: „Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"  Mother: „No, you'll be getting turkey, like every year!"
has 48.61 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dog, food, little Johnny
"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, sport, travel
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dentist, food, health
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, food
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
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