The best food jokes

Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner". And the other elf said, "Really? We had turkey!"
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, elf, family, food
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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has 51.25 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
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has 51.11 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Little Johnny was always late for school. When asked why he said he had to eat his popsicle. Without thinking the teacher told him to eat half his popsicle and save the other half in his pocket. Next day Johnny was on time. The teacher had history class. "What are the people in Asia called", she asked a student. "Asians", said the student. "What are the people in Africa called". "Africans" said the student. Then she asked Johnny, "What are the people in Europe called", but Johnny didn't know so the girl behind him whispered, "Euro pean." To that Johnny said, "No I'm not, that's just my popsicle."
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has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, food, little Johnny, school, teacher
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
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