The best food jokes

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
I still don't understand why smoking weed makes you a criminal... When I smoke it the only thing I a threat to is cake.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: food, weed
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