Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.