The best food jokes

Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, family, food, kids
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What do sick cannibals have for breakfast? Vitamin bills!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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