What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeño face
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.