The best food jokes

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
My friend's dad went to Hungary. I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, food, geography, travel
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 40.05 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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