Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.