Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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