Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner.
Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck.
The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up.
Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in.
"Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."