Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!