The best food jokes

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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has 40.80 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: food, jewish, racist
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 40.73 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes? A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps. Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, kids, time, weather
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 39.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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