What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
A pip squeak.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him."
Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?
A cowch potato.