The best food jokes

Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
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Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Vote: has 38.22 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Vote: has 37.92 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

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Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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