The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
Vote: has 42.03 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Vote: has 42.00 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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