Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!