The best food jokes

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 39.33 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: atheist, food
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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