Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!