Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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