The best food jokes

Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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