The best food jokes

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
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has 43.84 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, food, racist
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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has 43.72 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, music
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange? A pip squeak.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, food
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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has 42.05 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, Thanksgiving
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