What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.