Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.