The best food jokes

What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
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