Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
My friend's dad went to Hungary.
I asked her, "Was your dad hungry in Hungary?"
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"