Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.