The best food jokes

Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 37.93 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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