The best food jokes

Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
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