The best food jokes

Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 34.19 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
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