Q: What do gay horses eat?
A: Hay.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat?
"Because they don't know how to cook."
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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