Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'