The best food jokes

Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, food
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 32.47 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 29.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: food, money
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