The best food jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, women
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?" "Sure, why do you ask." "I was going to offer you some toast." "How kind of... I'll accept." "Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger." "You're right about that!" "Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, time
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
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