What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women?
A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?"
"Sure, why do you ask."
"I was going to offer you some toast."
"How kind of... I'll accept."
"Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger."
"You're right about that!"
"Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.