The best food jokes

Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 34.20 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 33.35 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, food
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