The best food jokes

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, money
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, women
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender, beer, food
Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, food, wife
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, food
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