The best food jokes

There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 34.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 33.70 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: easter, food, party
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 33.11 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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