The best food jokes

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 38.41 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, marriage, wife
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, money
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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