The best food jokes

Men are like.....Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
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Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a pizza? Pizza doesn’t scream in the roaster!
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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