"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?"
"Sure, why do you ask."
"I was going to offer you some toast."
"How kind of... I'll accept."
"Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger."
"You're right about that!"
"Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.
'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!
Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women?
A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!