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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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