The best food jokes

Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller? A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, stupid
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 37.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.08 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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