Q: What's red, sits in front of a mirror, and gets smaller and smaller?
A: A vain idiot combing his hair with a potato peeler.
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick.
He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed:
Have you been doing anything unusual?
And he said: No.
So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks.
So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked:
Have you been doing anything at all unusual?
And the guy said:
Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other"
I wonder what hamburgers are made of?"
The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.