The best food jokes

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the guy started to leave. "Excuse me", said a customer, who was puzzled over what the guy had done. "What was that all about?" "Nothing", said the guy, "My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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