The best food jokes

There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, women
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 38.41 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, marriage, wife
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