Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
"Hey Jaeger, are you enjoying that apple?"
"Sure, why do you ask."
"I was going to offer you some toast."
"How kind of... I'll accept."
"Great, but what's toast without any butter Jaeger."
"You're right about that!"
"Well give me a few seconds, let me go scrape some off of your mother's teeth!"
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world.
Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber.
“That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches."
But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.