The best food jokes

When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Q: What do gay horses eat? A: Hay.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, gay, horse
Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are having dinner. Trump orders a steak, and Putin orders the roast duck. The waiter, however, gets their plates mixed up. Trump does not wait, but rather just starts digging in. "Wow," Putin says. "Your hands make my duck look bigger."
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, duck, food, political
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Q. A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde, food
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
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