There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.