The best food jokes

What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 37.47 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: atheist, food
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, women
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