What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? A: They don't want to get "beat up".
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.