What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other, "Can you believe the way this guy tastes?"
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a women? A: The pizza can be eaten but the women can't!