Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.