The best food jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.56 % from 639 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a salad? A: The salad is dressed.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food
A very popular girl went to her doctor and found out that she was pregnant. The doctor says, “I know that you are not married! Do you know who the father of this baby is?” The girl thought and then asked, “Doc, if you ate a can of Baked Beans, would you know which bean made you fart?”
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has 78.52 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, fart, food
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 78.49 % from 1235 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. "We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."
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has 78.44 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, money
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
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has 78.13 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: food, lawyer
Three couples are having a picnic. One man says to his wife, "Pass me the honey, honey." The second man says to his wife, "Pass me the sugar, sugar." Then the third man says to his wife, "Pass me the bacon, pig."
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has 78.01 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: couple, food, mean, men, vulgar
This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and foul vocabulary. He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet. He opens the freezer door. The parrot steps out and says, "I'm sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness." The guy's astounded at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, "By the way, may I ask - what did the chicken do?"
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has 77.95 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: bird, food, parrot
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
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has 77.93 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?" "3 new Girlfriends!"
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has 77.88 % from 322 votes. More jokes about: food, relationship, school, teacher