The best food jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
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has 78.66 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. "Breast fed," the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination. Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."
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has 78.65 % from 456 votes. More jokes about: baby, doctor, food, women
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
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has 78.64 % from 751 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, food
Why It Sucks to Be an Egg... You only get laid once, you only get hard once, and when you DO finally get hard, it takes under three minutes and you're already in hot water.
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has 78.61 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: food, life
I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 78.59 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet? A: A free for all.
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has 78.55 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.
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has 78.53 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: food, wine
What does the cannibal do just after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass.
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has 78.18 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, food, relationship
Maths teacher: "If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get?" "3 new Girlfriends!"
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has 78.15 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: food, relationship, school, teacher
An apple, a banana and a penis got into an argument one day. The apple says sadly "I have the worst life ever. People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground." The banana says "You think thats bad? People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor." The penis laughs. "You guys have it easy. You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!"
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has 78.03 % from 433 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex